Friday, February 6, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Baths I Want to Take Chapter One
1. Champagne-because I am alive
2. Milk with honey, like Cleopatra Queen of the Nile renowned for her beauty and luminescent skin, I also heard that it will draw all the parasites out of your body because they smell the milk and come out to feed
3. Mud- I did a mud bath once in Calistoga, actually two years ago tomorrow, I would like to do it again when I'm not having a nervous breakdown, anyhow, a huge not-white woman piled mud onto me starting with my lady's downstairs and then my breasts covering everything else and finally my face it was warm and sticky, and by sticky I mean wood
4. Avocado, like guacamole
5. Spaghetti-nearly got to dive into a tub of noodles wearing rollerskates at a party, but promised tub of noodles did not appear
6. calcium bentonite clay with apple cider vinegar and warm water-this stuff purports to draw heavy metals out of your body if you drink it, I regularly use this as a facial
7. Oatmeal- my mom made my sister and I oatmeal to do facials with when we were little it was a novel idea before I became aware of products based on this
8. Tapioca
9. wheat grass
10. Mahmoud Ahmed's voice
2. Milk with honey, like Cleopatra Queen of the Nile renowned for her beauty and luminescent skin, I also heard that it will draw all the parasites out of your body because they smell the milk and come out to feed
3. Mud- I did a mud bath once in Calistoga, actually two years ago tomorrow, I would like to do it again when I'm not having a nervous breakdown, anyhow, a huge not-white woman piled mud onto me starting with my lady's downstairs and then my breasts covering everything else and finally my face it was warm and sticky, and by sticky I mean wood
4. Avocado, like guacamole
5. Spaghetti-nearly got to dive into a tub of noodles wearing rollerskates at a party, but promised tub of noodles did not appear
6. calcium bentonite clay with apple cider vinegar and warm water-this stuff purports to draw heavy metals out of your body if you drink it, I regularly use this as a facial
7. Oatmeal- my mom made my sister and I oatmeal to do facials with when we were little it was a novel idea before I became aware of products based on this
8. Tapioca
9. wheat grass
10. Mahmoud Ahmed's voice
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